"Do you know how important influencers are? You don't sell PCs without me- period!"
- Mark
"Just get us a sponsor, Mark. I don't care who they are or what they do, just bring me my damn money."
- Jack
This is Mark's PC. It has the computational power of several data centers combined, and Mark uses it to generate AI shrimp scampi. And also edit the videos you love.
If you want to be cool like The Geese, you should work and/or play on a Falcon PC. Do you have to have geese printed on yours? No. Can you? I don't know we'll need to ask Jack, he handles licensing- in gold bullion only.
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